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Just come out and say it. Just admit it to yourself. This week, we are smelling and tasting two waters from Dram: Citrus & Blossoms and Holy Basil & Lemon.

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For example, [redacted] was given an original Ellsworth Kelly print for my birthday. It’s a red blob. My favorite. Also, there was this time when [redacted]. It was a really [redacted] time. This week’s water is botanical: Cardamom & Black Tea from Dram.

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This week, we drink Waterloo All Day Rosé. Yay!

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Sometimes it’s late at night and we forget to drink the water. We also forgot to recommend the following movie: In the Heat of the Sun (1994). In a very relevant way, it has a wonderful sense of place and time, conveyed through a coming-of-age narrative set a tumultuous 1970s Beijing.

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In this episode, we try to be on the right side of history. Water of the week is Prickly Pear from Psychedelic Water Kava Blend.

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This week, we tell the best story ever and it involves a sweater. Wow! Water of the week is Carbonated Spring Water from Erewhon.

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In this episode, we talk about Joseph Campbell and the dream journey of Arda Viraf. Water of the week is W+ tangerine sparkling water with 25mg of CBD and almost no bubbles. Weller+?

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If you really think about it, no one is really supposed to be here. Water of the week in San Benedetto.

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In this episode, we don’t even believe in our own opinions. Water of the week is Nectarine Lemon from Polar Seltzer.

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Hey, how’s it going? Please do not message me and tell me that my voice sounds flat in the beginning of this episode. You think I don’t know that? This week we’re drinking Purely Sedona.

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This week, we’re drinking a sparkling probiotic from Ojai, CA: Blackberry & Lavender Bliss from Life Force Revel Beverages.

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In this episode of the podcast, we review sparkling Strawberry Juice from Trader Joe’s.

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Wow, I named this episode “the stupid brain” and then I didn’t even upload the right file. Whatever. I fixed it now. In this episode, we bring you two Human Interest stories. Water of the week is a blackberry ginger-flavored sparkling water called Calm + Restore from Heywell.

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Joakim had a hilarious idea and now it’s not funny anymore. How is this going to end? Water of the weak is Trip: CBD-infused, lemon basil, lightly sparkling.

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This week, we’re cracking open an ice-cold can from Spindrift.

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Like always, we dissect sobriety over a tall glass of sparkling water. This week: Blood Orange by Soleil, Lemon Ginger Sparkling Water Beverage by Trader Joe’s and a metal bottle that says KŌPŪ.

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This is a retrospective of every time my face has felt ugly. Water of the week is two zero sugar flavors of Clearly Canadian: Tropical Splash and Citrus Medley.

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I just paid that parking ticket. Finally. Water of the week is Grapefruit from Rambler.

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What is really happening here? Well, water of the week is De La Calle Tropical Ponche Tepache.

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This episode is obviously a companion piece to last week’s episode, but stop me if you’ve heard this story before. I’m not kidding. If you’ve already heard this story, please interrupt and tell me. I am so very afraid of repeating myself and that fear is triggered here, because I simply can’t remember. Did we already cover all of this? Have we been here before? This place looks familiar, but I’m not sure. Perhaps, to get over my fear, I should tell the same story every week for a year, each time finding a new way to tell it, each time telling it a little bit more boring and a little bit more amazing. Water of the week is Blackberry Lemon-flavored Functional Seltzer with adaptogens and nootropics from Hiyo.

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But where does a bad mood come from? Water of the week is Alani Nu Kimade by Kim Kardashian.

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Water of the week is three flavors of Singha: Yuzu Lemon, Red Lemon, and Lime Lemon.

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Joakim is having a very hard time and there’s nothing you can do about it. Water of the week is a bottle of Perrier from the strip club on Montecito St. Would it be rude to mention that the lady who sold me this water really needed a breath mint?

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