Joakim is having a very hard time and there’s nothing you can do about it. Water of the week is a bottle of Perrier from the strip club on Montecito St. Would it be rude to mention that the lady who sold me this water really needed a breath mint?
What happens in the mind of a small animal if you take away his home? What will the honeybee do if you separate him from the hive? What happens to the spider if you clean your house and destroy his cobweb? The duck without a pond? The ant without the anthill? Anyway, this week’s water is Sparkling Berries from Origin.
What kind of episode title is that? Does that mean anything at all? Today, we’re drinking Ginger Meyer Lemon from Aura Bora.
This week, we drink the sparkling stuff from Tahoe Artesian Water.
Everything is moving away from me and I don’t know what’s going on: Water of the week is Winter Sangria and Raspberry Lime from Trader Joe’s.
This is from years ago and there is nothing we can’t be honest about.
I don’t know what it means that we keep forgetting to drink the water, but I know it’s not a good sign. What else are we forgetting?
Water of the week is Watermelon Lime from Olipop.
An average human life is four thousand episodes of sparkling water, but that’s not true if we’re too distracted and forget to drink the water. In that case, it’s even shorter.
This episode is a hardy potato soup with kale and chicken and bacon and ribeye. Water of the week is Lemon Lime from Olipop.
Today was a bad day in America. I just cannot that Coral made me go back out there. Water of the week is Hoppy Refresher from Lagunitas. Sparkling Hop Water.
Do you ever grab your longest wooden spoon and reach down into your big steel drum of butter–hoping to put some Can’t Believe It! on your early morning butter toast–only to find nothing. You are out of butter. Water of the week is Black Cherry Energizing Fruit Beverage from Petey’s Bing.
Yeah, let’s talk about the prophet and why her hand is on my thigh. Water of the week is from Saratoga: Born in the foothills of the Adirondacks over 150 years ago, Saratoga Spring Water has been carefully crafted for a smooth taste, curating an experience of yada yada yada, yeah it just goes on forever.
The answer is No. We shouldn’t. Water of the week is two flavors from Bear’s Fruit: Mango Habanero and Strawberry Basil.
Such a chill topic that I am totally allowed to talk about. 100% appropriate. Water of the week is two gifts from Lilith: Blackberry Sage and Watermelon Mint from Bear’s Fruit.
Let’s talk about Joakim’s many childhoods. Will he ever not be a child? Water of the week is PATH Raspberry Orange and PATH Grapefruit Mango.
“To turn a girl’s håg, kill a starling, take its heart, and sew it into a
little piece of cloth. Then put it between the big toe and the second
toe of your right foot and, thus, step on the foot of the girl you
love —she will be yours.”
Water of the week is the lightly sparkled water from Castle Rock Water.
We recorded this episode and then everything got a lot worse. Water of the week was weird.
Finally, we’re free. Water of the week is a single can of Clementine from Daytrip.
In this episode, we drink Orange from Poppi and Orange Squeeze from Olipop.
Joakim is not having a Baja Blast, he’s actually kind of having a Baja Hard Time. Water of the week is a citrus flight: Orange and Grapefruit from Field day, and Pineapple Lime from Revive Probiotic Seltzer.
For this episode, we try to find something interesting to talk about and it doesn’t happen. Nothing comes out. Maybe next week. Water: Blackberry from APRCH// CBD Sparkling Water.
Maddie is back and she is forced to guest host, because Joakim doesn’t have it anymore. Whatever it was, it’s gone now. Water of the week is an astringent flight of difficult water: WILFRED’S (rosemary and bitter orange non-alcoholic aperitif) in Cascade Mountain Butte Falls Sparkling Water, and Raspberry n’ Rhubarb from Egekilde… and what’s the third water? Rhubarb something from Sweden? I can’t remember… wait… I’m remembering something. Ok. Culture Pop. Strawberry Rhubarb from Culture Pop. Phew.