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159. Menstruation: Magic & Taboo

Such a chill topic that I am totally allowed to talk about. 100% appropriate. Water of the week is two gifts from Lilith: Blackberry Sage and Watermelon Mint from Bear’s Fruit.

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158. A child that deserves nothing

Let’s talk about Joakim’s many childhoods. Will he ever not be a child? Water of the week is PATH Raspberry Orange and PATH Grapefruit Mango.

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157. The Evil Eye

“To turn a girl’s håg, kill a starling, take its heart, and sew it into a
little piece of cloth. Then put it between the big toe and the second
toe of your right foot and, thus, step on the foot of the girl you
love —she will be yours.”

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156. living room dayz

Water of the week is the lightly sparkled water from Castle Rock Water.

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155. Brutal

We recorded this episode and then everything got a lot worse. Water of the week was weird.

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154. Joakim breaks out of prison

Finally, we’re free. Water of the week is a single can of Clementine from Daytrip.

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153. Someone Else’s House

In this episode, we drink Orange from Poppi and Orange Squeeze from Olipop.

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152. Why We Always Leave

Joakim is not having a Baja Blast, he’s actually kind of having a Baja Hard Time. Water of the week is a citrus flight: Orange and Grapefruit from Field day, and Pineapple Lime from Revive Probiotic Seltzer.

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151. Blackberry-flavored Boring

For this episode, we try to find something interesting to talk about and it doesn’t happen. Nothing comes out. Maybe next week. Water: Blackberry from APRCH// CBD Sparkling Water.

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150. Joakim Might Snap

Maddie is back and she is forced to guest host, because Joakim doesn’t have it anymore. Whatever it was, it’s gone now. Water of the week is an astringent flight of difficult water: WILFRED’S (rosemary and bitter orange non-alcoholic aperitif) in Cascade Mountain Butte Falls Sparkling Water, and Raspberry n’ Rhubarb from Egekilde… and what’s the third water? Rhubarb something from Sweden? I can’t remember… wait… I’m remembering something. Ok. Culture Pop. Strawberry Rhubarb from Culture Pop. Phew.

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149. The Ali Kolbert Show

In this episode, we talk about something very difficult and get to some really satisfying answers. Water of the week is Mango from Ramlösa and Mango-Lime from Loka.

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148. The Curse

This episode is sponsored by Delta Airlines: Super Speed, Super Comfort, Superstition. Water of the week is three pineapple-flavored sparkling waters: Pineapple Spice from De La Calle Tepache, Ananas from Ramlösa and Passionsfrukt & Ananas from Loka.

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147. American Darkness

For this episode, I was feeling out of sorts and forgot to drink the water. There was a bucket full of pineapple-flavored sparkling water sitting next to me and we never got there.

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146. The Frog

Water of the week is Ramlösa Funktionsvatten med extrakt av Gröna Kaffebönor och Ginseng. Yup. Thank you.

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145. The Robots of Trollevallen

This episode is strictly for life-long fans of the pod. Strictly 4 My Dolphins. If you are not a sparkling dolphin, then please keep walking. Water of the week is Vichy and Soda from Spendrups.

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144. Everybody Hates Joakim

How did we end up here? Water of the week is Ginger Manzana from De La Calle Tepache and Tropical Fruit from Ocean Bomb.

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143. The Amanda Anderson Episode

What can we say about Amanda that hasn’t already been said in all those five-star yelp reviews? Amanda is great and I love her. She manages the hotel and I manage the restaurant. It’s a party! Water of the week is Ambo Sparkling Water, Aromatic Tonic Water from Fever-Tree, and Egekilde med brus og smag av hindbær og et strejf af rabarber. Now… I know what you’re thinking… what in the heck does strejf mean? Couldn’t tell you.

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142. That Will Never Work

Water of the week is three flavors from OCEAN BOMB: Yoghurt, Apple and White Grape.

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141. Mango from the Weird Asian Store

Thanks for checking on me. Water of the week is Mango from three different viewpoints: Manga-Habanero from Agua Bonita, Mango from One Piece Ocean Bomb, and Mango from HOPWTR.

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140. Artificial Intelligence Gambling Addiction

Other good book titles include “I am sorry you feel that way” and “I give my marriage a year.” I would like to formally apologize for the tardiness of this episode: I had to ask the computer for another 1000 pictures. Water of the week is Convicted Melon from Liquid Death.

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139. I’m letting you down…

This week, I went to a show and saw Haley Heynderickx and she told the audience that she has recorded a new album. But! She’s on a very small record label so the album won’t come out for another 3 years. Somehow, that made me feel better. When it comes to “putting things out”, everyone suffers. Even Haley Hendurizckszx. Even the stars themselves. Water of the week is Hibiscus Raspberry from Good&Gather.

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138. What now?

Next week, we will be back with regular programming. Also, do I think I’m cool when I say “check this out”? Ugh. Terrible. Water of the week is “The Green Tea One” from HOPLARK. Wow.

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137. No Episode This Week

Water of the week is “berry citrus” from Daytrip. “Probiotics are foods or supplements that contain live microorganisms intended to maintain or improve the “good” bacteria (normal microflora) in the body. Prebiotics are foods (typically high-fiber foods) that act as food for human microflora.” So probiotics are microbots themselves and prebiotics are food for the microbots?

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136. Tiff’s Last Minute Orgy

This is a non-episode, but we’ll be back to regular programming before you know it. Water is Blood Orange from HOPWTR.