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174. Blood, Fat & Sugar.

Joakim is having a very hard time and there’s nothing you can do about it. Water of the week is a bottle of Perrier from the strip club on Montecito St. Would it be rude to mention that the lady who sold me this water really needed a breath mint?

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173. It’s almost dry.

What happens in the mind of a small animal if you take away his home? What will the honeybee do if you separate him from the hive? What happens to the spider if you clean your house and destroy his cobweb? The duck without a pond? The ant without the anthill? Anyway, this week’s water is Sparkling Berries from Origin.

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172. The First Last Boring Episode

What kind of episode title is that? Does that mean anything at all? Today, we’re drinking Ginger Meyer Lemon from Aura Bora.

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171. The Festivities are Over

This week, we drink the sparkling stuff from Tahoe Artesian Water.

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170. Can a frail man build a strong house?

Everything is moving away from me and I don’t know what’s going on: Water of the week is Winter Sangria and Raspberry Lime from Trader Joe’s.

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169. The Lost Episodes

This is from years ago and there is nothing we can’t be honest about.

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167. A Bad Sign

I don’t know what it means that we keep forgetting to drink the water, but I know it’s not a good sign. What else are we forgetting?

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166. I’ll never forget what he said.

Water of the week is Watermelon Lime from Olipop.

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165. Practice Doing Nothing

An average human life is four thousand episodes of sparkling water, but that’s not true if we’re too distracted and forget to drink the water. In that case, it’s even shorter.

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164. Cream of Everything

This episode is a hardy potato soup with kale and chicken and bacon and ribeye. Water of the week is Lemon Lime from Olipop.

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163. Yourheim no longer…

Today was a bad day in America. I just cannot that Coral made me go back out there. Water of the week is Hoppy Refresher from Lagunitas. Sparkling Hop Water.

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162. Can’t Believe It!

Do you ever grab your longest wooden spoon and reach down into your big steel drum of butter–hoping to put some Can’t Believe It! on your early morning butter toast–only to find nothing. You are out of butter. Water of the week is Black Cherry Energizing Fruit Beverage from Petey’s Bing.

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161. The Prophet

Yeah, let’s talk about the prophet and why her hand is on my thigh. Water of the week is from Saratoga: Born in the foothills of the Adirondacks over 150 years ago, Saratoga Spring Water has been carefully crafted for a smooth taste, curating an experience of yada yada yada, yeah it just goes on forever.

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160. Should we do stuff?

The answer is No. We shouldn’t. Water of the week is two flavors from Bear’s Fruit: Mango Habanero and Strawberry Basil.

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159. Menstruation: Magic & Taboo

Such a chill topic that I am totally allowed to talk about. 100% appropriate. Water of the week is two gifts from Lilith: Blackberry Sage and Watermelon Mint from Bear’s Fruit.

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158. A child that deserves nothing

Let’s talk about Joakim’s many childhoods. Will he ever not be a child? Water of the week is PATH Raspberry Orange and PATH Grapefruit Mango.

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157. The Evil Eye

“To turn a girl’s håg, kill a starling, take its heart, and sew it into a
little piece of cloth. Then put it between the big toe and the second
toe of your right foot and, thus, step on the foot of the girl you
love —she will be yours.”

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156. living room dayz

Water of the week is the lightly sparkled water from Castle Rock Water.

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155. Brutal

We recorded this episode and then everything got a lot worse. Water of the week was weird.

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154. Joakim breaks out of prison

Finally, we’re free. Water of the week is a single can of Clementine from Daytrip.

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153. Someone Else’s House

In this episode, we drink Orange from Poppi and Orange Squeeze from Olipop.

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152. Why We Always Leave

Joakim is not having a Baja Blast, he’s actually kind of having a Baja Hard Time. Water of the week is a citrus flight: Orange and Grapefruit from Field day, and Pineapple Lime from Revive Probiotic Seltzer.

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151. Blackberry-flavored Boring

For this episode, we try to find something interesting to talk about and it doesn’t happen. Nothing comes out. Maybe next week. Water: Blackberry from APRCH// CBD Sparkling Water.

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150. Joakim Might Snap

Maddie is back and she is forced to guest host, because Joakim doesn’t have it anymore. Whatever it was, it’s gone now. Water of the week is an astringent flight of difficult water: WILFRED’S (rosemary and bitter orange non-alcoholic aperitif) in Cascade Mountain Butte Falls Sparkling Water, and Raspberry n’ Rhubarb from Egekilde… and what’s the third water? Rhubarb something from Sweden? I can’t remember… wait… I’m remembering something. Ok. Culture Pop. Strawberry Rhubarb from Culture Pop. Phew.