I used the word formaldehyde, but I clearly wanted to say chloroform. Why didn’t anyone correct me? Water: Aromatic Tonic Water from Fever-Free, Aromatic Bitters & Soda from The Bitter Housewife, and Lightwave from Kin Euphorics.
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Why is it so hard connect with the things we end up loving the most? Water of the week is a bunch of nonsense: Gokuri グレープフルーツ Grapefruit Pink&White, Yogurt Hoobaru Orange Flavor from Pokka Sapporo, and Clementine Flavored Italian Soda from O Organics. Hoobaru is kind of a nice word, though.
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This is just one more episode about alienation and derealization at the Post Office. Three grapes: White Grape from Raley’s, Concord Grape from Signature Select, and Grape from Waterloo (revisited).
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How weak? This weak. Three remixes of lime-citrus: Tangerine Lime from Signature Select, Tangerine Lime from Raley’s, and Yuzu Lime from Fever-Tree.
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We are not going to tell you which parts though, because there are giblets sprinkled through-out. Did you know that in New Zealand “sprinkles” are called Hundreds and Thousands? Isn’t that just the cutest thing you’ve ever heard? R.I.P. Dr. Sutherluke with the NZ factoids. Our weakly water is three flavors from Genki Forest: Lychee Fizzy, Yoghurt Refresh and Plum Passion.
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I am not satisfied with this episode. Water weakly: Sprig Sugar Free CBD-Infused Sparkling Beverage Citrus Flavored, Bitters & Soda Orange from The Bitter Housewife, Blood Orange-flavored Calming Hemp & Adaptogen infused Sparkling Water from Recess.
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In this episode, we talk about the razor thin line between self-loathing and a speech impediment. Weakly water update: Tangerine Lemongrass from Simple Truth Organic, Lemongrass Coconut from Aura Bora and Coconut Lime from Recess.
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In this episode, we talk about how my childhood was a lot like that movie My Octopus Teacher, but instead of an octopus, it was Bob Saget. Water of the weak is Triple Berry from Arrowhead Sparkling, Mixed Berry from Good & Gather, and Raspberry Lemon Sparkling Maple Water from Drink Simple.
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Our sixth installment on grapefruit! Through a water, weakly: Signature Select Italian Mineral Water with Grapefruit Flavor, Bitters & Soda Grapefruit from The Bitter Housewife, and Mango Grapefruit Seltzer Water from Simple Truth Organic.
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This is a throwaway episode where I repeat myself and fail to say anything new. In short, this episode is weak: This Weak in Sparkling Water. Hahahahhaha. Water of the weak is Lavender Chill from Limitless, Lavender Cucumber from Aura Bora, and Pomegranate Hibiscus from Recess.
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Dr. Luke asked if the power outage helped with my sleep cycle. That should make sense, right? The sun goes down and we don’t have power and its dark and we fall asleep, right? So why am I recording this episode at 3AM? The water is White Strawberry & Coconut from Genki Forest, Strawberry Margarita from Polar Seltzer and Strawberry Créme from Signature Select.
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There is a road in Grass Valley called Snowline Road. Before that road? No snow. After? Snow. Water of the week is… hmmm…. can I remember? Genki Forest Peach Something? White peach? Recess Adaptogen Hemp Peach Ginger? Signature Select Peach Cremé?
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Merry Christmas. This next sentence is total word soup: Water of the week is Signature Select Soleil Soleil Mango Passionfruit, Talking Rain + Caffeine Passionfruit, and Bubbl’r Antioxidant Sparkling Water Passion Fruit Wond’r. Not even an Oxford comma can save that one.
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Water of the week is Lemon Lime from Syfo (Publix), Lemon from Spindrift and Lemon Lime Twist’r from Bubbl’r.
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Xavier is back. Water of the week is Cactus Rose from Aura Bora, Raspberry Rose from Poppi, and Raspberry Lemon from Huzzah.
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She’s back by popular demand. Water of the week is melon: Aura Bora Peppermint Watermelon, Sprig 20mg CBD, and Ramlösa Funktionsvatten med extrakt av gröna kaffebönor och ginseng. There you go. Little bit of Swedish for you there at the end. Doesn’t that feel good?
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In this episode, we finally about talk about Joakim’s pathological need to say what he shouldn’t say.
We drink three elderflower-flavored sparkling waters from Sweden: Loka, Ramlösa, Ecowtr.
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Does it matter what I write in the episode description? Give us this week our weekly water, as we give water to those who water against us: Strawberry from GreenWise, Strawberry Lemon from Revive Sparkling Probiotic, and Strawberry from Spindrift. Also, the sparkling community would like to thank Bri Lavergne (of the Igers Tampa Lavergnes) for bringing me GreenWise sparkling water all the way from Publix in Florida.
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The beginning of this episode might be boring to some listeners. Also, water of the week is Orchard Peach from Clearly Canadian, Peach from Ugly, and Tangerine Peach from Revive Sparkling Probiotic.
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Honestly, I can’t remember a single thing I talked about during this episode. Perhaps this meeting could have been an email.
Water of the water is Plum: La Croix Beach Plum, Kimino Ume 12% Juice (glass bottle) and Kimino Ume 1% Juice (can).
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In this episode, we drink blackberry-flavored sparkling water and talk about two important Americans: Kanye West and ICE BOY PLUMBING.
Blackberry from Drink Simple Sparkling Maple Water, Revive Sparkling Probiotic Water, and Signature Select Raspberry Blackberry-Flavored Sparkling Water Beverage (DISQUALIFIED).
An Open Letter to Signature Select: First of all, why call it a “Sparkling Water Beverage”? Do you offer sparkling waters which are not beverages? What are they then? Are they used for cleaning? Are they used to restore hair color? What are we doing here? I don’t think you are taking this very seriously. I would really like us to press the reset button and start over from the beginning.
Your Friend, Joakim
Episode also available on YouTube.
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Why is Pomegranate the Fruit of Death? Perhaps, in a way, that’s what we’ll answer in this episode.
Ramlösa Funktionsvatten med extrakt från Goji och Acerola smaksatt med Granatäpple, Cascade Ice Organic Pomegrante Mango, Bubbl’r Pomegranate Acai Refresh’r, Fizzique Sparkling Protein Water Pomegranate Punch.
Bla, bla, bla, this podcast is also available on YouTube.
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In this episode, we touch on David Lynch, San Francisco and Espresso Beans. Then, for the second half, we recount all the memories from fifth grade that will never leave us.
Water of the week is Cola: Clear/Cut Phocus Cola Caffeinated Sparkling Water, Signature Select Caffeine Free Diet Cola, Boneyard Elixir CBD Cola Sparkling Water.
This Week in Sparkling Water is also available on YouTube.
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This episode is about the mind of a depressed person. Water of the week is unflavored, since all joy has left and we find ourselves even unable to perceive color: Mineragua from Jarritos, Plain from Talking Rain and Sparkling from Liquid Death. This Week in Sparkling Water is also available on YouTube.
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